GOLLUM REVIEWS “REVENGE OF THE SITH”
What’s it got up its sleeve, Precious?
Ooh! A lightsaber! Naaaaassssssty, clever little Palpatine!
Hooray!
So many people and creatures falling to their doom!
Wretched, filthy, fall-from-grace visual metaphors, Precious!
Wait!! What has it got in its uterus, Precious?
Skywalker twins!?
Ach, we hates the foul, little twinses!
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