We spent a lot of time talking about this in the previous Bad Online English.
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See the previous BOE. Change the “like”s to “as if”s.
Travis Kelce went from looking as if he sold vape cartridges behind a 7-Eleven to looking as if he made homemade candles and cries after intercourse.
Remember, Poison Girls: Like is not a conjunction.
Surprisingly, the rest of the meme’s punctuation is spot-on. The meme writer can, at worst, be accused of writing informally, not writing like a retard.
(See what I did there???? he screamed.)